THe Annual Panto

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plook
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THe Annual Panto

Post by plook » Fri Nov 30, 2012 1:41 am

Well dear ones its pant time once again. Barrington-Minge is out of hospital now after suffering a nasty accident with a vacuum cleaner but all is well. He says that he intends to use the Driffield Forum Players this year and intends to produce Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs. Please apply for the following:
The Dwarfs:
Grumpy
Rumpy
Pumpy
Trumpy
Lumpy
Bumpy
Doc
Snow White
The Prince
The Queen
The Mirror

SueG
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Post by SueG » Sat Dec 01, 2012 10:47 am

Could I be Grumpy please. I feel I am more than suited for the role, being as miserable as sin and very much in the bah humbug mood.

Sue
Sue

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Post by nell » Sun Dec 02, 2012 11:15 pm

Is this to be a traditional panto? If it is can I be the prince please - I have always fancied wearing fishnets and slapping my thighs in time honoured fashion. Otherwise I would like to be the mirror or even Rumpy and Pumpy

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Post by zoe j » Mon Dec 03, 2012 4:55 pm

Bumpy would be a rather apt description of me as i'm a bit of a clumsy apeth...
I'm always stubbing my toes...

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Post by plook » Wed Dec 05, 2012 2:26 am

Hello Lovies tis Barrington-Minge here well thank you for choosing your part, don't worry Nell I know a trawler skipper and he can provide you with fish nets. I am so worried that we will not get anyone volunteering for Trumpy but if all else fails I am sure Admin will step in so to speak. Grumpy is a miserable toad and don't worry about the impulsive compulsive disorder of toe stubbing-we can get you some curled up goblin boots with curled up toes-that should do the trick. Well must go and have my monthly bath hope I don't loss the soap again very embarrassing spent two hours in A/E last time could have made a fortune at Hull Fair as a bubble machine but thats another story

Adieu

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Post by orinoco » Fri Dec 07, 2012 7:14 pm

Good to have it back, my how the year has flown

I'll be trumpy cos i likes me mushy peas, and egg,(and i'm brave) although not together!

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Post by plook » Sat Dec 08, 2012 11:42 pm

Will you play Trumpy with or without cycle clips?

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Post by orinoco » Sun Dec 09, 2012 8:28 pm

Whatever it takes, the show must go on.!!!!!

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Post by plook » Mon Dec 17, 2012 12:53 am

Its all changed Barrington Minge got very cross because he didn't get Sports personality of the year award and he is refusing to do Cinderella and is insisting on doing Long John Silver!

So we are now casting for
Capt.Long John
A first mate
Peggarty
Blith Peugh
Mr Flint
Two pirates and two floozies
and a cabin boy.

Thank you

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Post by SueG » Mon Dec 17, 2012 12:44 pm

Could I be Blith Peugh - do I get to use a white stick or a white stink ?

Sue
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