sayings in life

Somewhere to post the 'occasional joke' and an outlet for some of the light-hearted topics we sometimes get on here. Please keep all jokes clean!
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carracar
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sayings in life

Post by carracar » Thu Jun 07, 2012 7:21 pm

if one person tells thee thou hast ass,s ears take no notice should two tell thee so procure a saddle for thyself"

k durkin a shroud has no pockets" An inch is a great deal on a nose"
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Post by plook » Sat Jun 09, 2012 8:31 pm

Have you been on the venoplonko?

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Post by carracar » Thu Jun 14, 2012 10:15 pm

quote:Originally posted by carracar
if one person tells thee thou hast ass,s ears take no notice should two tell thee so procure a saddle for thyself"

k durkin a shroud has no pockets" An inch is a great deal on a nose"
A man that will fight may find a cudgel in every hedge "

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Post by carracar » Fri Jun 15, 2012 8:53 pm

quote:Originally posted by carracar
if one person tells thee thou hast ass,s ears take no notice should two tell thee so procure a saddle for thyself"

k durkin a shroud has no pockets" An inch is a great deal on a nose"
building is a sweet impoverishing

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Post by plook » Sun Jun 17, 2012 12:50 pm

Polititions are like Bananas when they are new they are green and stright but after a while some become yellow and bent.

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Post by carracar » Mon Jun 18, 2012 3:36 pm

quote:Originally posted by plook
Polititions are like Bananas when they are new they are green and stright but after a while some become yellow and bent.
yes plook and sweetmeats are not distibuted during a battle and I am just lost with this one plook " There is no leaping from Delilah s. lap into Abrahams bosom still it sounds good

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Post by plook » Tue Jun 19, 2012 9:04 am

Its a bit like a little red cart going up a green hill?

"A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it."

" Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer belly and still feel sexy"

"An eye for an eye will make the whole world blind"

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