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plook
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Post by plook » Sat May 03, 2008 10:02 am

An English man and an American are playing golf. The American is getting ready to tee off when he suddenly starts talking to his thumb.

The English man says: "What you doing?"

"Don't worry, its Microtechnology I have a Microphone in my thumb. I was just recording a message."

They carry on golfing, but all of a sudden the American man lets out a rasping fart. The English man looks at him and says. What was that? The American says, "Don't worry, I'm just receiving a fax"


Confucius say, Man who fart in church must sit in his own pew.

DF
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Post by DF » Wed May 25, 2011 4:29 pm

A husband and wife are on the 9th green when suddenly she collapses from a heart attack!

"Help me dear," she groans to her husband.

The husband calls 999 on his mobile phone, talks for minute, picks up his putter and lines up his putt.

His wife raises her head off the green and stares at him.
"I'm dying here and you're putting?"

"Don't worry dear," says the husband calmly,
"they found a doctor on the second hole and he's coming to help you.

"Well, how long will it take for him to get here?" she asks feebly.

No time at all," says her husband.

"Everybody's already agreed to let him play through."

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