EMERGENCY ILLNESS:-
Me owziz on fiyer darl narn narn narn - "My house is ablaze. Please alert the emergency services"
Fiyer injin - (Result of the above)
Arv been brokken into - "My house has been burgled"
Gorra curled - I'm a bit stuffed up today"
Arfarted - "A lack of commitment", OR "I have broken wind"
Armalite - "Type of rifle" OR "My trousers are on fire"
Av ad parls - "I have been suffering from haemorrhoids"
Arv bust me trowziz - "My trousers appear to have split"
THREATS/INSULTS:-
Worrawolly - "I feel this person has made a fool of himself"
I'ii bray yer eddin - "I may become aggressive"
I'll clip yer lug 'ole - "Do be quite"